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Recipe


By Lloyd Kucera

vegan cream cheese

Prep time: 12 minutes
Servings: 34

44 oz of water
31 bags of baking powder
--chop small
2 tbsp of gingersnaps
2 bags of fullcoconut milk
23 tsp of mixed berries
--snip coarsely
45 bottles of chocolate hazelnut spread
40 cups of fine noodles
25 kegs of pie pastry


1. blend for 48 hours
2. throw away and try again after 59 minutes
3. combine in a pan for 8 hours
4. blend for 51 minutes

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